Moose Job

A sexual act in which a willing woman does not shave her armpits for a month and a man begins thrusting into it until he ejaculates.

Tom-Dude I just got a Moose Job from Irma!

Joe-Dude! That sounds terribly uncomfortable!

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moose

A kid that a man named Faye likes. He Haw. He has a really shiny mouth, due to his ginourmous braces. Moose always weres a hoodie that says Ranger on it.

"Ooh. Look Faye, it's moose."<pointing at a man that has ginourmous braces and a ranger sweater.>

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spruce moose

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.

Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!

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moose knuckle

A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.

Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.

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Moose fever

Rare ailment caused by the practice of drinking raw moose blood.

Symptoms of Moose Fever include: lethargy, muscle aches, excessive yawning and impotence. In extreme cases if left untreated can lead to coma and death.

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Moose Call

Moose Call ............ Slang for a Obese women queefing

the stench of her moose call emanated out from the thunderous thighs

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Moose Knuckle

The larger species of camel toe.

Did you see Mrs. Smith’s moose knuckle today? Oh my god.

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