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"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"
When a skier on a chair lift scrapes their skis as they are above you, so that the snow falls on you while you’re skiing
“I just got ski-scraped so hard. It was like a damn avalanche”
When three burly men are stuffed in a single cab truck and the one in the middle starts cranking the other two simultaneously
“Hey man that’s a pretty small truck, mustve been uncomfortable with three big dudes in there”
“Wasn’t so bad once the guy in the middle suggested a New Hampshire Ski Slalom”
When a girl has 2 braids and you hold them as handles while in the doggie position
Man, I took her back to my place and was skiing gator tails all night
Bitch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles
Skiing Bec ski's and strokes the poles when should be working.
It is when you go to your girlfriends house and smash her little sister.
Hey can I have your ski club form
Performing cunnilingus, generally during the winter months
Baby, it's cold outside...show me that meat mountain so I can go tongue skiing.