Four Slice Toaster

The forbidden Gender

I'm a Four Slice Toaster, not a Human! Check your food privilege and use my pronouns correctly!

slice counter

That person that aggressively keeps track of the consumption of shared food.

If you were hungry we could have gotten another pizza. No need to be a slice counter.

honey slice

The last piece of bread in the loaf that is either unpaired, or in the case of end slices, too small to make a sandwich with. Best eaten with a slather of honey, jam, etc.

The good thing about odd-number sliced loaves is that I'll always have a honey slice to snack on.

Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.

Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.