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Plays Jacob Black in the movie "Twilight." As of December 2008, they are considering replacing him in "New Moon."
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
Taylor Lautner is a sexy beast. He is such a good Jacob Black.
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The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.
Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.
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old school converse shoes.
nowadays they have become a trend. pfsht.
"i need to get some new chucks, man."
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Drummer for the foo fighters
has his own band - Taylor Hawkins and the coattail riders
Taylor Hawkins used to be the drummer for alanis morrisett (sp?!)
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A small minded, downriver community or diverse people who are mostly white trash. Nobody ever gets out, therefore they succumb to years of dumbing down by washed up high school jocks who hang out at shitty bars like Malarkies or Mallies.
Man, I sure hated growing up in Taylor Michigan.
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What every white girl in my school wears with their yoga pants. And it's fucking amazing.
Bob: Did you see Kate at school yesterday?
Mike: Hell yeah, man. How could I NOT see her? She looked so HOT in those dirty low-top Chuck Taylors she was wearing with her Yoga Pants.
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Taylor jones is the kindest most polite boy I the world, he treats everyone with genuen kindness.His smile brightens my day and if you make him smile its like winning the lottery .
Taylor jones is cute
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