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Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade
Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.
Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.
Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!
The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.
Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.
I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.
In the hood of New York City they use this word to refer to fat gangsters
An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.
“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”
A short thin woman, typically with an expressive extroverted personality that is quick to anger, who is attracted to tall fat men who typically are reserved introverted and calm
Man, we should’ve guessed that Mya would’ve been a Whale Sprite. She needs someone to balance her out