Eating Kiwi

When you're going down on a beautiful young girl perhaps a virgin that is extremely fresh, clean, and juicy her vagina tastes like a kiwi, therefore you are eating kiwi.

"Nah Bob's busy right now, he's eating kiwi"
"Hey is that some kiwi on your chin?"

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Eat the Cheese

To get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.

Ernesto woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. Reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, "Did I eat the cheese?"

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eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"

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butt eating

eating ass lmao

licking the ass while doggy style position "butt eating"

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eat the booty

The process by which a man or woman lick the asshole or buttcrack intensely causing pleasure to the significant other. This can be in the middle or before intercourse and cannot be gneralized as a one sided sex habit. Both males and females "eat the booty."

Shaniqua: "I wanna try something different in mind tonight"
Tyrone: "What did you wanna try?"
Shaniqua: "I want you to eat the booty"
Tyrone: "Let's get it!"

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Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

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eat up

1 : performing oral sex on a female after intercourse (submissive) :

2 : house keeping on a used pussy(fetish)

3 : the sloppy seconds of oral pleasure (desperate)

I'm on eat up duty tonight when my girlfriend gets home

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