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Not fixing something correctly. ie. Nigger Rigging
That is some quality presidental engineering the way you taped the window closed in the hoopty
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When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on
when i farted in daves mouth, he dumped on the midget we were sitting on since he can't control the movements of his gaping asshole
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A stentorian emission of flatulence.
Gosh! That was loud. Who's been firing up the brown engine?!?
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A women with the body o a rock hard goddess who is highly intelligent and works as hard as her counterpart, a prime specimen of the female human. Able to open a beer just by looking at it.
"look at that goddess, how did she open that beer." Oh you mean that female Power Engineer.
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It sucks the fuel, squeeze it out through injectors, ignite through combustion and then blows through exhaust.
FOUR PRINCIPLES OF A DIESEL ENGINE
Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.
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lacking the ability to use common search engines to find answers to general inquiries or devoid of the mental capacity to realize that common search engines can lead to answering almost 99.9% of questions; lacking the sense to research the answer to a question via a search engine.
Rather than searching Google for her answer, Becky decided to wait on hold for 30 minutes to ask what airport was closet to her resort destination. She must be suffering from Search Engine Syndrome
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A kink whereas someone will go as so far as to spank thomas the tank engine plushes.
i have a thomas the tank engine kink.