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When you banging a girl, you cum underneath her nose and then cover her mouth so she has to inhale it through her nose. Once she gets it up her nose, you punch her in the stomach so she throws it up.
That annoying ass bitch sucks but she's hot as hell , I'd love to give her the coke fiend with the flu.
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Butterflies in stomach, weakness in knees and lightheadedness I get after being with boyfriend last name Brewer
After he kisses me, I come down with a case of the Brew Flu. It's the best damn flu I've ever had!!!
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Wuhan Flu Weebs, or WFW, are anime fans that doesn't accept the theory that Covid 19 originated from China.
John is a Wuhan flu weeb that cries every time we call Covid 19 the Wuhan flu.
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Any illness which displays the conditions of both a sinus infection and the flu, but stops short of nausea. May involve fever and retardation of brain function. Usually lasts 1-7 days, with the first two being the worst.
The best possible treatment is Zpak or the CyQuil, referenced below.
Anyone who survives should be commended.
Friend: OMG, what happened to you this weekend? I texted you and called you, but you didn't answer. And you look like you've lost some weight.
Me: I had the Tubercular Death Flu that's been going around and couldn't get out of bed. My friend had to come over with Theraflu and Quils.
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Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.
Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.
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The ailment one suffers on March 18th after properlyly celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Anyone of Irish descent may also use the term to denote a hangover on any day of the year.
Seamus: Ugh, I was out drinking Guinness until the wee hours. I think I'll call in with the Irish Flu today.
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The overwhelming weight gain in pigeons outside the Fashion Institute of Technology in NYC due to the crazy amount of dieting the fashionista students do.
I was sitting in my office and saw an obese pigeon land on the ledge. He must have a case of FIT Bird Flu bad!
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