When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.
I zebra patched that chick real good.
To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,
Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch
A hairy vagina.
Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.
The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
Dude what stinks, sorry i was just farting in the onion patch
Describes a girls ass that needs plowing
I wouldn’t mind tending to that cake patch
when you can't keep your hands outta your pants
Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.
get your hands outta pants, stop touching your junk/crouch.
get your hands outta your puddin patch