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A college in California that Hasan Minhaj won't stop throwing shade at.
*After taking SATs*
"Can I get into Stanford?"
"No."
"Can I get into UCLA?"
"No."
"UC San Diego?"
"No."
"UC Davis?"
"No."
(defeatedly)"UC Santa Cruz?"
"Maybe..."
"Jesus Christ"
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Black Santa Claus or Black Santa
Noun.
1.
The African American stereotype of Santa Claus.
This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though).
In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st
He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa
He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat.
White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa.
2.
Synonym for Rick Ross
1.
31st Decemeber 3012
A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas
B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47
A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st.
2.
"Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus
* - Bentley Continental
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When a team lacks skill, coaching, and embarrasses California hockey. Purposely loses games, also known as throwing a game.
Gese, that is a joke, that team is a Santa Clara Hockey.
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This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.
Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!
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When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.
Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls
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Colombian soccer team, Founded on 1941 in Bogota by some students of the Gimnasio moderno school,the color of this team are Red & White (based on the english soccer teamArsenal). The team has a loyal fan called "LA GUARDIA ALBIROJA SUR" that follows "The Red lion" everywhere and have the biggest flag of the whole earth with 1330 mts of total area.
Also Santa Fe is the best team of colombia, its the Colombian and Bogota's proud...
-This is a Santa fe song: No la tiene boca juniors no la tiene River plate la bandera mas grande la tiene mi SANTA FE
-Señores yo soy del rojo y tengo aguante,Yo sigo a el rojo por todas partes, Por que es un sentimiento que se lleva en el corazoooon, Yo daria toda mi vida por ser campeon, DALE LEON DALE LEON DALE INDEPENDIENTE SANTA FE
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a form of time measurement that is more of a generalization than a specific time. Marked by a fluid sense of time maintenance that one will arrive/event will take place roughly around a designated time; typically late with no given parameter of how late or if will arrive/start at all.
Our meeting was at noon but she is running on Santa Cruz time so I am not sure when she'll arrive.