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Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.
A book published by the fictional character Mark Corriganin the British television program ‘Peep Show’. The book turns out to be a failure after Mark realises the publishing company ‘Royal London’ aren’t as professional as originally thought, leading to the book being published in a poor physical condition and lacking some of Mark’s intended content.
dobby: marks writing a book!
mark: oh it’s nothing really...
mark: BUSINESS SECRETS OF THE PHAROAHS!
Thor's Secret Power is when the act of wrapping metal around an Erectile Dysfunction patient to "help them out".
It is also referred to as " The Shocker Cocker 3000" When being sold to patients.
P.S. It sometimes makes the patients cum, so be aware.
Enjoy your shock therapy
You should have the "Thor's Secret Power" for that erectile dysfunction, It works WONDER WONDERS.
Well, now that you found it, it's not secret anymore.
I would've described it a lot more but there's no reason for doing that anymore and it's just your fault Mr or Mrs reader.
Person 1: "Hi, I know a super duper secret word"
Person 2: "Oh, please tell me that word!"
Person 1: *Tells Person 2 the word*
Person 2: *Is confused because it's not secret anymore*
the best spotify playlist ever made. talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.
OMG! I like TOTALLY wanna climb into shrubbs secret shrubb tonight!