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Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
The Dirty Track is the sexual act of starting a vintage shop and selling clothes. You hereafter get the customers (primarily men) to come over to your house, and when they knock on the door you come out comepletely nude. This will shock the customer, but this step is very important. You grab them on the shoulder and say "Torben man, I want to suck your cock." The customer is going to question their sexuality and run away crying while yelling that a naked ginger man tried sucking their cock.
Guy 1: Man, i had to get therapy after i got Dirty Tracked
Guy 2: I'm sorry to hear that man, you were just trying to get some new baggy jeans.
Did you see all the whore tracks jim had on his neck?
Yeah his girlfriend is really into giving hickeys
When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.
Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.
A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.
Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia
The vagina and anus crack together forms the crack track.
I was feeling up Jan last night and started from the top of her pussy and went right under to the top of her ass. I touched her whole crack track.
Blokes who love working hard, united may they stand united may they fall. They are the true sigma males.
Jimbob: "Guys, track 6 on tour!"
Cooper: "Breakin da law, breakin da law"