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witted

The state of being reached by spending years being hyper-intellectual, socially anxious, misanthropic, and amateurishly scientifically educated.

People in this state believe they have found a neutral and realistic state if being because they are pop-science fanatics and highly pompous. The often cite "science" as an explanation for any phenomena and happily denounce the existence of God or religion as a personal thrill rather than intellectual discourse.

Their lives are often very cold and antisocial and they seem to get along better with computers than people and only let science to their doorstep,meaning they don't exercise, practice good hygiene, or maintain decent social relations for the betterment of their mental health.

It should be noted that these individuals are not autistic but are occasionally mistaken for those on the spectrum. A witted individual must have originally had regular outlook and habits but regressed into a state of wittedness.

The word is an ironic indicator of idiocy marked by the fact that the individual lacks wit and therefore is clouded by a compulsive desire to express their wit and partake is mainstream societal standards of intelligence.

"Why does Kyle keep posting covid vaccine articles on facebook"
"Ever since he got out of highschool and got isolated with his video games he became a little witted"

by tabegipocu August 30, 2021


ride wit me

Best song ever. Made by T.I in 2006.

"-Aah shiit did u hear the song made by T.I?? Its called Ride wit me!"

by Gardulf November 13, 2016


Beauty wit a booty

A fine girl that also has a great ass.

Did you see that girl Kristin? That's a beauty wit a booty right there! She looks great coming or going!

by trdggyb July 14, 2021


It's Over Wit

Boy, It's Over Wit. Why her feet bigger than mine. J's dint come in 14

Last frame in the bowling game. It's Over Wit

by DJ Dr Tha Truth March 13, 2023


It's Over Wit

Professional execution term when executing.

Boy, It's Over Wit. Why is her feet bigger than mines. Js don't run it 14.

by DJ Dr Tha Truth March 13, 2023


im wit the rips

this is a New York slang that crips usually say or other gang members who fw Crips.

omb jaydee once said "im wit the rips! when you see us coming you better dip, uhh"

by Mani Minaj April 12, 2021


Bro's wit bank Rolls

A bunch of hood kids who come from a small city who claim they're rappers and rent a "recording" studio for an hour to spit shit.

Hood Kid #1: "I'm with the Bro's wit bank Rolls."
Man: "What's that?"
Hood Kid #2: "We rappers."
Man: "OH..."

by kneeleigh June 16, 2017