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Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.

as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating

by cat6789 January 2, 2011


think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 29, 2023


80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

by public2 November 12, 2022


what do we think about

I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.

"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"

by Robert DeLaurenti July 10, 2023


Want but think

A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.

Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?

Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.

Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?

Steve: ...

by Mav 2011 NBA Champs June 1, 2011


thubblegum think

bubble gum pink but for a non binary person or someone who uses they/them pronouns

i just know it’s thubblegum think”

by ash10123 March 18, 2023


thubblegum think

used by cis str8 men to harass non-binary afab people whilst still respecting their gender identity

guy #1: “man they are so hot. i NEED that they/them pussy
guy #2: “oh for sure. i just KNOW it’s thubblegum think.”

by ash10123 March 18, 2023