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Getting fucked so hard your face starts to frown.
John: Yo this squirrel mean mugging me son
Joseph: Pause
Jnck: You gay John
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The art of depositing a load of joy juice on to the face of your sexual partner.
At the last second he pulled out and gave her a creamy mug splat.
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Dream 4 LIFEEEEEEEEEE
I Love Dream -The Mug, where do I start? I put it here because I want it to turn into a word so I can buy the mug. My inspiration was dreamwastaken.
When you search up words in the sex category on Urban Dictionary and they try to sell you this: "Get a love piston mug for your Mom-in-law Julia!"
Person 1: Reads definition of "love Piston"
Urban dictionary: Get a love piston mug for your sister linda
person 2: they are trying to sell you a Cursed Urban Dictionary mug lol
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is when sumpin is realli herd and you just wanna say mug in a trug bug
yo man its hotter than a mug in a trug bug out here
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Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.
"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
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"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
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"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."
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Don’t Mug Us Off! consists of three pals that have jokes, drink low price cider and throw shapes. The bands message and religion (low price cider) is portrayed in their brutal sound which is delivered with such energy and raw power that it will leave the listener casting serious loner shapes. The brains behind the jokes are Ads, Jess and Robb, three pals who always have each others backs and won’t let any outsider mug them off infront of their pals. The trio met at CCCU and it was in the first week that Robb and Jess became good pals. They had seen Ads around and had safe chats but one special night drew Ads and Robb close together; When both battered from seperate nights on whisky and lager they threw the most immense shapes to Norma Jean and the chemistry was evident for all to see. Jess on this fateful night was being mugged off in a way they all learnt to stand against, because his pasta bake went cold. It wasn’t, however, long before they all bonded through their shared love of cheap cider, pro evolution soccer, casting shapes, beatdowns and mackin’ on (each others) honeys - thus the epic trio was born. The trio have received rave reviews from their pals for being such jokers at their private shows and in general everyday life. The band also welcome guest appearences, including Radu ’The (Romanian) Vulture’.
A band called Don't Mug Us Off! who play hardcore tunes.
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