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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021


Instagram ads

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them

PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS

by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019


Argumentum ad tomatotiam

The logical fallacy that someone's opinion about a movie can be completely discounted by quoting it's score on Rotten Tomatoes

He tried to pull "Argumentum ad tomatotiam" on me about John Wick and I told him to shove it

by andybak November 21, 2021


Adding

Promoting something; usually in the commercial or marketing space.

As in, “why is Lil Uzi ADDING for Taco Bell?”.

by Dr Worders November 16, 2020


ai ads

The peak of human retardation, a pandemic spread by disgusting companies around the world.

guy: ahh, i love watching youtube
advertisement: DiD yOU kNoW AppLe IntEllIgeNce Ai MetAveRse GooGle GemiNi We IncLuDE Ai in BInG CoPIlOt!!???
guy: bombs advertiser that made the ai ads

by coke2009 October 17, 2024


Ad victoriam

Ad victoriam is two things.
A. A main quest for the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout 4.
B. The motto ("towards victory.") Which is in Latin.

Scribe: Ad victoriam, paladin.
Paladin: Ad victoriam.

IF A:
Person A: bro i just completed Ad victoriam
Person B: Liberty prime, back on-line
Person A: take your meds bro

by Kyle Broflovski South Park May 14, 2024


An Ade

To go missing without trace and without letting anyone know you're leaving.

Q: Where's Dave?

A: Dunno, one minute he's doing the migraine skank and then he pulled an Ade.

by Migraineskank April 6, 2016