Ugly, Dumb, fun loving, Blonde, Clumsy. Thinks Rumpelstiltskin revived Adolf Hitler
Morgan Huber is a good friend to make fun of.
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A Pearce Morgan is a right cunt , he is self centred and only cares about himself.
Oi fella, that Pearce Morgan is a right prick!
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When a lady is relaxing in a hot tub and strikes a Captain Morgan pose next to a jet.
I caught Anastasia in the hot tub striking a Captain Morgan pose
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Yells alot. Has great hair. Hates hotdogs. Super pretty.
Morgan C: *flips gorgeous blonde hair* "that hot dog looks so nasty I'm gonna VOMIT!!"
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βOh You know Morgan Pyles? That dude is a freaking legendβ
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Basically a made up story about what you have been doing for the past 8 hours .usually told to the boss or the wife about how hard youβve been working while hiding the fact that your tools have no scratches or finger prints on them.its a hole space where everything slows down except for the work clock . There is approximately 18.6 work minutes in a Morgan minute
Whats he been doing all day no work is done?
Heβs been working on Morgan time .
Isnβt lunch only a half hour?
His clock runs on Morgan time
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The sexiest, most amazing motherfucker around. He tackles pussy by the pound and has been known to give girls orgasms, much like sex toys and airplanes
Man that Devan Morgan is a fly ass brotha
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