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When you trade nudes like baseball cards.
Me the homie were trading cards.
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A say a girlfriend can use to get something from her boyfriend or a boyfriend can use to get something out of his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: I'm your girlfriend so I have to take priority.
Boyfriend: Don't use the girlfriend card on me.
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You get your pro-card while riding a dirtbike, almost wrecking horribly but by the amazing skills you have, you save it!
My brother was riding his dirtbike up front of me, hit a jump, got bucked by the seat, came off the bike but saved it and got his Pro Card.
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when playing circle of death you can't piss unless you have an eight card.
You ain't takin a piss unless you got a potty card bitch.
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An invisible card you have when you are single and dating. You have this card until marriage. Even when in relationship, the card is only on reserve.
Oh girl he’s getting married next week, that players card is getting turned in.
Girl let me place my card on hold because that’s about to be my boyfriend!
Oh hunnty my players card been cut up! I’m married now!
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A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.
Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.
Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.
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when someone acts as if their period, so things will go their way.
Abby pulled out a period card, so she could get more food from her friend.
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