Penis points

Unintentional bonus points given to someone of the male gender for being a person of male gender, typically used in dance competitions, exams, etc.

That dance has two boys... that’s double the penis points!

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Point Hoody

Hoody With A Point At The Top Resembling The K.K.K Hood

"Champion Hoodies"

"Yo Ya Point hoody is Fresh"

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Boner Points

Points awarded in the game of life

Krissy, you just grabbed all the asses in this room. You get 10,000 boner points.

And a high five, cause youre my best friend.

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Brownie Points

When someone forces good messages into unnecessary places in a product to get attention from media/social media for being "progressive". Often if people point it out, they are shut down for being "racist", "sexist", "homophobic" etc.

J. K. Rowling: Harry Potter has a second scar on his knee in the shape of the gay rights symbol, Hagrid is transgender, and every single character is gay or non-binary. She should get brownie points for LGBTQ+ representation

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Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

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Point-of-No-Return

The Point-of-No-Return is the moment that a guy knows he's going to have an awesome cumgasm.

I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!

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Flash Point

the name shitty bands use to be badass.

Mom: "So Son, how was your day?"
Son: "Great!! I'm in a band!"
Mom: "Oh, Whats It Called?"
Son: "Flash Point!"
Mom: "Oh, fantastic, my son's a faggot."

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