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(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.
It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.
When life could not feel any more weird, Jalapeño Noir is the name of the new Taco Bell wine, available only in Canada.
The state of adoration for all of the above
"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"
A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
Egotistical and self righteous
The way she comes strolling along, ‘chairwoman’ written on her badge, she thinks her piss is port wine
A wine clot......like a brain fart, only caused by drinking too much wine!
She had a wine embolism after she left the bar, and had no idea what she did on the way home or how she got home!
The act of mixing methamphetamine with a strong opiate (heroin or fentanyl) to use for intravenous injection
We had to call an ambulance after my buddy did a Catalina Wine Mixer
When Dave did his shot he yelled "Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!), I knew we were all in for a long evening