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a person who apposes trolls by playing into their game, then keeps them occupied long enough too inform them they've been anti trolled, then leaves them making complete fools of themselves trying to defend trolls with inaccurate points such as "you obviously don't know what a troll is" "you were angry, which entertained us and is the definition of trolling" or my favorite "you're a complete retard, and are angry that we trolled you".
the truth is when you troll someone, then stay around long enough too be anti trolled you are NOT a troll.
ignore the lame defenses they will more then likely use, if you stick around, or leave more comments explaining to them (how you played them) you are not a successful anti troll, just let them squirm.
the troll: Tries too enrage you, using anything he or she can, what ever they can think of based on "the cloths you wear, music you listen too, groups you're in, family members, but the most popular trolling location is in celebrity death sites"
anti troll: Question the trolls judgement or opinion, constantly attack his or her points with more intellectual points, when he or she suggests that you are angry, upset, or "attacking him or her personally" you tell him or her that you are not bothered by the statements they make, you just think they are immoral.
when they suggest that you have been "trolled" deny it,
Quote the things they said in an attempt to enrage you, and tell them "if anything you trolled yourself"
this will lead to an attempt by "the troll" to question your mental competence, and explain to you the definition of a troll.
after they aggravate themselves assuming that you are actually "mentally incompetent".
send them the link to this "anti troll" definition
and ask them how it feels to be anti trolled, then tell them they are not intelligent enough to be a troll and leave.
if you stick around you will more then likely end up "trolled".
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This is a game to rid message boards of the irritating trolls. Reminiscent of the carnival game of a similar name, the object is to be the first one to clobber an idiot when it's inane postings appear and make it go back in it's hole.
"I tried to get the first two hits in on the Whack-A-Troll game yesterday, but my buddy beat me to the knock out punch"
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When someone trying to troll gets trolled on themselves by a lot of people.
Guy 1: That was kinda funny.
Troll: That sucked, and your adopted.
Guy 2: You suck, that was funny, go away, no one loves you.
Guy 3: Ya douchemuffin, that was hilarious.
Guy 1: Oh you just got out trolled!
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Trolling a bar.
Searching a bar for somebody to hit on or buy a drink for.
Usually done by self-obsessed or desperate men preying upon younger women or other men, depending on sexual orientation.
Bar Troller: "Hey baby, -insert cheesy pick-up line here-, let me buy you a drink."
Bar Troller 1: Hey dude, it's Saturday night. We need some play, let's go bar trolling.
Bar Troller 2: Sounds good to me, I could use some booty.
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Often inaccurately defined as a Grammar Nazi (even here on the Urban Dictionary, see tags), a Grammar Troll is, most simply, someone who corrects the grammar of other people. Grammar Nazis may also correct grammar, but there are differences to be noted.
1) Grammar Trolls have no inhibition. They will correct all grammatical mistakes they see. Unlike a Grammar Nazi, they will correct trivial spelling a punctuation errors and nitpick word choice, especially when those minor errors or diction do not affect the meaning of the statement.
2) Grammar Trolls will do nothing but correct grammar. Most Grammar Trolls are aroused when finding themselves in arguments they realize they cannot win. That is when they resort to pettily correcting the most trivial mistakes, especially the misuse of homophones, in an attempt to undermine their opponents' credibility while not actually attempting to refute their opponents' points nor defend their own.
3) A Grammar Troll may use improper grammar while making these corrections and attacks. It is important to note that even true Grammar Nazis make mistakes. However, if while correcting someone a person makes a painful grammatical blunder that should not have been made, especially if multiple are made in succession, that person is a Grammar Troll.
4) Grammar Trolls are generally assholes. Generally, a Grammar Nazi will be respectful in correcting grammar. But a Grammar Troll is in almost all cases condescending, smug, and spiteful.
I had hoped he might give me a good argument, but he was only a Grammar Troll who gave up when I began proof-reading my comments.
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The troll that secretly lives in your toilet, and will one day pop up while you're doing your 'business' and tickle your anus.
The Anus Troll will tickle you eventually!
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The beerpong rule that states that a person on a losing team who has failed to make a single cup in the course of the game will be seated under the table for the duration of the next game and be referred to as troll for the rest of the night
He better make somethin soon or we're puttin that Troll Rule into effect
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