When a guy cums in a girls fishy smelling pussy and then eats her out.
Omg, I got so drunk last night i gave that stripper a Tuna Cum Sandwich!!!!!!!!
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Itβs a fucking fish sandwich with cheese and a blend of southern spices. You dirty internet perverts...
Me: I met up with this girl last night and we had an Alabama Tuna Melt.
Guy 2: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Me: Wha.. EW GROSS!! Not that crazy shit!! We shared a sandwich!! You sick fuck!
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A groupchat who are all One Direction fans who can't spell properly because they are illterate hoes. You can also call them for short hdtp which is the initials for the groupchat.
defined homodick tuna porn:
"Hey have you heard about that lit groupchat called hdtp?"
"Yes, I heard they are illterate hoes"
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The act of placing tuna fish on your erect penis, as well as any other food you may desire, and preceding to insert the penis, and all of its contents, inside of another humans rectum. You may also put a waffle cone on top of your penis, and proceed to spin it, acting as a drill.
"Yeah, I tuna wombo comboed Carly's ass the other day. Best day of my life"
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When you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman's vagina, resembling a funnel. Then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. Then, leave the funnel in her vagina and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. Next, go back to the funnel-vagina, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. Then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. Make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the vaginal cavity and remove the funnel. Let the mixture ferment for three hours. Next, you start to fuck her by sliding your penis in and out so when the penis come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one's chin. Do this repeatedly until one achieves an orgasm and then stick your nose into her vagina and the smell should smell like tuna casserole.
My friend Larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.
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The kind of queef that is so ferocious it comes out of only the nastiest snatch found within a ten mile radius from where you are currently residing.
"Yeah dude, Leann's mom made me dinner last night, but all I could think about was the tuna pussy farts she let out while I ate ;)"
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same as tuna poon, only the way you're ACTUALLY supposed to say it.
"Tuna poon sounds stupid, lets change it to poon tuna, thats way better"
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