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The joint top University in Great Bitain. It is full of some of the brightest students in the country. Its joint top with Oxford. Oxford and Cambridge are often called Oxbridge.
Cambridge: How did you do in your exams?
Student: Yes, I got straight A's
Cambridge:Well the come to Cambridge University
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Jesuit university in Fairfield, CT, established in 1942. Requirements for admission: mediocre SAT scores, upper-middle class to upperclass SES, possession of at least one Northface jacket, and an alcohol addiction. Boys: must own a baby pink Polo shirt and be openly metrosexual. Girls: must have an orange fake tan and a nose permanently positioned toward the sky. Neither boys nor girls may fear wild turkeys or indigestion.
Hi, I go to Fairfield University, so charge it to daddy's credit card!
I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!
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A school where people train to become professional snobs.
Person 1: "Man, Alex has become kind of a snob."
Person 2: "That's because he goes to Queen's University."
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Probably one of the most gorgeous schools in the nation. It's the school where students can earn their degrees at the same time as living on a resort. A lot of trust fund babies here, and if you aren't hot, rich, and don't like to party, you better look elsewhere.
girls and guys here at lynn university are so hot and rich
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The most amazing place on earth. The greatest college in the SEC and since the SEC runs NCAA athletics that makes it the greatest college in the country. It is a place where tradition matters...12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, and more bowl appearances than any other team in NCAA football. It's where the great "Bear" Bryant became a football legend. The place where the amazing Nick Saban now hangs his hat.
One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.
Auburn University wishes it was the University of Alabama.
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a land of complete make believe. a place where fast cars, fancy clothes, and complete fakeness rule the social scene. school work? what's that? there's no time to study when your campus is actually a $50,000 a yr resort. blonde hair is everywhere, and of course its fake. the only real thing about lynn is the clothes. louis bags and true religions are all over the place. cars? we drive ranges, beemers, benzes, and porsches. hondas? absolutely not. in a place where school work is non-existent, we still graduate with the best jobs. thanks to mommy and daddy, we'll be the future CEOs and owners of major companies, and if not, we'll be spending our trust funds from our well respected families. yea, we might not have a football team, but we still party harder than fau ever will.
lynn university is the place to be
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the prestigious elite university of Boston.
I went to BU.
yeah? isn't BC better?
no, man! what are you? stupid?!
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