ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....

Ur moms dick is huge!

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Ur sister a mister

This word is only used after your vicious enemy uses the world ending saying “ur pappy trappy”. “Ur sister a mister” can reverse the world ending and causes a blackhole to suck the earth into a bottomless pit of darkness.

Bill-ur pappy trappy
*world starts to end*
Jon-ur sister a mister
*world stops ending, and blackhole shows up infront of the sun*
Stephen Hawking- my theory was right. Only the mere saying of “ur sister a mister” can cause a black hole

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suck ur mum

A british insult that most likely means that your mother is a tranny and you should go blow her. Only carries the same effect with a British or Australian accent.

"Go suck ur mum, ya filthy bastard."

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Ur daught a thot

The worst insult ever, more destroying than ur ancestors incestors, ur family tree lgbt,ur brother a mother,ur sister a mister,ur grandpap a trap,ur granny a tranny,ur dad lesbian, and ur mom gay. It destroys the receiver's essence from the 5th dimension down, slaughtering them mentally, physically, and instantly massacring their online status from whatever it was originally to nothing but Jake PaulFortniteMinecraftAIDSautismcancer.

Michael: Hey Jeff
Jeff: ur mom gay
Michael: ur dad lesbian
Jeff: ur granny a tranny
Michael: ur grandpap a trap
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Michael: ur brother a mother
Jeff: ur family tree lgbt
Michael: ur ancestors incestors
Jeff: Well, ur daught a thot
(Michael's asshole fucking implodes on itself, his face immediately falls off and his dick explodes, killing him instantly)

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Ur god a dog

Worst then ur mum gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, and ur bro a hoe. Every time this is said the begins to destroy itself

Tyler: ur mum gay

Adrian: no u
Tyler: well ur daddy lesbian
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur granny tranny
Adrian: no u
Tyler: ur grandpap a trap
Adrian: no u
*Tyler becomes angry and says something he thinks will destroy Adrian
Tyler: I don’t wanna say this but, ur bro a hoe
Adrian: no u
*Adrian prepares the most terrifying insult and comeback in the universe

Adrian: ur god a dog
* Tyler died and his body vanishes into the air and the universe created a giant black whole that devoured a galaxy

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chill ur nuggets

tell someone to calm down in a funny way

lizzie: go hug ur boy friend
rachel: she doesn't want to
lizzie: omg!!! GO HUG UR BOYFRIEND!
rachel:dude, chill ur nuggets

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Ur dad gone

An insult worse than ur mom gay. Only applies to black people.

Shaq: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad gone
Shaq: *cries because it’s true*

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