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From December 21st to December 27th every country that use to belong to The United Kingdom/British Empire will revert back to being British but Parliament will be non-existent
It's "Fuck certain country week" so the British Empire is back but we have no laws so it's the Purge
The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.
Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
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From March 1st to March 7th, kiss someone who means the world to you.
Ralph: Look at Jake and Lisa kissing over there.
Leslie: Well obviously, it’s Kiss someone special week.
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Only the greatest summer camp in summer camp EVER!!! At this awesome place, people learn that becoming closer to Jesus Christ isn't stupid and he can help you get through a lot. You meet some of the coolest people there who you probably will be friends with until the day you die. The best part of this camp is the competition. The destinations are either Lake Gloria (the best) or the Que (ehh...good). Campers are either Red Hot Romans or Cool Blue Galatians. The Romans and Galatians compete in various meets and daily competitions to learn more about glorifying God. The most important thing that campers should live on fully is the "I'm Third" Motto:
1.) God First
2.) Others Second
3.) I'm Third
Through this, they learn how to love their neighbor on the other team and learn how to live like Jesus would want them to. Also, this camp is known for its amazingly fun activities including the water park, the blob, the zipline, water slide, water skiing, canoeing, the summit...and so on.
Summer's Best Two Weeks: Living out the "I'm Third" motto since 1966. :)
(after competition)
Roman: Hey nice hustling! You did an awesome job and had some pretty nice goals!!!
Galatian: Thanks!!! But your encouragement for everyone was just through the roof!!!
Roman: Aww thanks!!! Want to be my zip-line partner?
Galatian: Is that even a question?! That's my favorite part of Summer's Best Two Weeks!!!
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Annoy your bestfriend week to see how they react
for example
Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you
Steve:your so annoying
That is how u do week 14-18 September
Someone who is overly friendly to the point of annoyance
"That girl is really friendly"
"Nah, she's just chummier than shark week, she doesn't have any real friends"
From January 1st to January 7th Nobody will be bitchless and everyone will get bitches for a week.
It's almost Get Some Bitches Week, I'm ready to get some bitches!
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