The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.
Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.
The unprovoked striking of a dutch man or woman.
Amsterdam has a shocking paucity of vander-whacking.
1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.
Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled
Fix one problem then having fix another problem after another one
Playing a game of whack a mole is not going to make us better
Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.
Phrase Brad said once that Jaden repeats multiple times a day without context.
Matt: Sorry I wasn't on ps4 last night guys, I was doing charity work for orphans in Africa"
Jaden: Mad whack for what