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A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.
"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"
"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"
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Your a wizard Harry is a quote in Harry Potter.
"Your a wizard Harry.."
"Piggies that go to sleep are ones forever"
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The wizard man of Sutton, Surrey (England).
He can be seem with his dog, and cat walking through the high street, with the cat following him, and the dog at his side. He wears long robes, and many rings on his fingers.
Dude: Holy crap, it's the child catcher!
Guy: Show some respect! It's the Wizard man of sutton!!!
Dude: So he won't capture me and eat my face?
Guy: Hell no! I mean look, his cat is following him! Ever seen a cat do that?
Dude: Well actually... no!
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When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.
"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?
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a warrior of the 'Indian-Botany' mythos
Tree Wizard
"I want to be a Gandhi Tree Wizard when I grow up!"
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Elton John with stupid shoes and pete townshend
A homosexual and a paedophile singing about pinballs.
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When playing a game online and there is a kid who is extremely laggy and appears to teleport from place to place.
Kid 1 - I need help i cant kill this guy
Kid 2 - Every time i shoot him he disappears!!! He is super laggy!!
Kid 1 - God damn adept fucking wizard!!!!!
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