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The skankiest bitch in the prison yard. Always sucking everyone's dick no questions asked.
That Yard Skank Tyrese really sucks a mean dick.
When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
Used when you want to reassure to someone that they're telling the truth. You're basically swearing on your entire fortune.
I promise I didn't steal from that store, On Yard I didn't steal from that store.
Yahneck Bozo: Hey Mark we're friends right? You trust me right? I promise I didn't steal anything from you.. Oh On yard I didn't steal nothin from you.
Mark: No need to go that far Yahneck.
yard move
"The yard move," I said. "It gets'em every time."
A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
Pretty much a place that you get stuff to sell on eBay, and then pretty much they are wound up on other one of these places so another person can sell it on eBay and so forth
Oh I found this eBay item on a yard sale...lets put that back on eBay because it is crap and make some more money than 75 cents