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when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner
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Girl "I was so disappointed when he pulled down his pants. But once he got turned on, I realized what he was working with."
Friend "Oh so he's a guy who grows his own vegetables"
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Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.
Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."
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Taking your girlfriend / boyfriend to a party or social event where there will be plenty of single women / men to mingle with.
Damn, can you believe that Colin is actually bringing his own sand to the beach tonight! Doesn’t he know that Anna's parties are crawling with beautiful single models!!!
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when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail
"i own you nig" told that rail
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when you boardsliding a rail and you want to land it yell this. it is not demening in any way its is something you say to a rail
"i own you nig" told that rail
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