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When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat
When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.
when a female with gigantic tits takes her bra off before going to bed, her boobs move all over her body: up to her neck, down to her stomach, all over.
before pam went to bed she announced to all the girls at the sleep-over, that it was time to "Let the dogs run all over the yard"
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" Man i was fucking this chick last night and it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Prudence Wagner its like "thowing a hot dog down a hallway". she is fucking loose She is in suagerties she dropped out of high school because she is dirty
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fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
these fuckers flood the market with their fabricated shit
and laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich
stay the fuck right out of my life
I don't need your fucking advice
you don't even know what our shit is all about
so don't even try to figure it out
fuck your Spice Girls and your fucking Pearl Jam
it's all a bunch of shit, I say fuck it
Fuck your Dave Matthews and your fucking REM
you god-damned bitch, fucking clueless
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG
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You're so dog water my guy - Meaning you are insanely bad at the legendary game fornite
Fornite kid: Omg dude you're so dog water my guy you have 0pr 0placements send me your fornite tracker dude you're so trash dude like i'll wager u right now and crank 90s on you like jesus my guy
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when someone is so unattractive that they can literally chase the hungry dogs off a meat truck.
"Dude, that girl is so ugly she could chase hungry dogs off a meat truck."
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A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.
I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!
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