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pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.

we;re pulling staff out of your ass

by gabs 1232 June 21, 2009

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trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 12, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 13, 2004

96๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

Hi this is for my friend if your not her leave

Hey Farrah I think Otto likes you not as a friend

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

by Sophie is conney November 20, 2020

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

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Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 6, 2007

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