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Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.
"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."
and;
"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.
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You saw the title you lazy ass
Today you were told to get off your damn phone and clean your room
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A very unattractive woman.
'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'
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Special soap for cleaning soup off hoops.
Just scrub your silly, souped-up hoop in Soapy Cooper's Super Soup Off Hoops Soak Suds.
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The way a person with Tourette's ticks when their friend is being a real BITCHHHH FUCK OFFF WEEEEEEEEE
" So anyways- BU -bu buuuu- BITCHHHH! Fak-oFf WEEEEEEEE... what was I talking about?"
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When one bro/brodette is angered or irritated by another bro/brodette and to come at the other bro, said bro kicks his flips off to initiate the bro fight.
"Did you just kick your flips off bro?"
"Yeah bro, I did! Come at me bro!"
"I'm at you bro!"
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a comeback.
for e.g.
P: your lame
M: your mom is lame
P: that one is so old i fell off my dinosaur
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