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After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
A bag full of rotting animal meat you take onto a plane
Place your bag here. If it fits, it’s a carry-on. If not, please check it. If it’s filled with rotting meat, it’s a carrion bag. Seriously, just… just get rid of it.
Plastic bag that blowns around on the street in the city.
"It was so windy today, I had a bag rat jump on my windshield."
Plastic bag, most likely from a Wawa or other convenience store, that blows around on the street in the city.
"It was so windy today, I had a bag rat jump on my windshield."
A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance
Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.
(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.
(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.
(Girl) Why not?
(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.
I was hanging with this girl till she asked to beat the bag like a psychotic bitch.