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When a person likes to lasso the tampon string with their finger before pulling it out
Girl: I can’t, I’m on my period...
Boy: Don’t worry, I’m a cunt cowboy
A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.
The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.
Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.
An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'
This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired
dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am
dude 2: damn bro
dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out
dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
When a girl is so slutty all that can describe her is a mix between a pig slaughterhouse and a cunt. A woman like a hoe or slut.
Guy 1: yo! You know Mary right?
Guy 2: yeah! She's such a slut!
Guy 1: yeah such a slaughter cunt.
A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.
This it is a cunt waffle
When "motherfucker" doesn't work cause mom and your daughter (son) fuck each other.
YOU CUNT WAFFLE ! STOP HARASSING YOUR MOM !
A bitch who traps her boyfriend to marry her because she gets pregnant, little does he know, she cheated on him with a married man.
His ex is a cunt waffle