On christmas day, you give a woman a cream pie
Damn son, you plowed her thoroughly and gave her a white christmas
Is when you are going to a party, where it is so much GODAMN cocaine for you and all of your friends to snort until you're dead.
How was the party?
It was awesome, and we bought so much cocaine, to say it at least, it was a white christmas!
The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".
Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do
Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup
When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99
Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?
When you snort some cocaine on christmas morning
Why is there white stuff on your nose?
Oh, man I just had me a white christmas
some dude who wont take off his mask even when covid wasnt around
likes to put the blame on other people and be annoying
"oh look its White No-Face!"
"get that stanky bitch outta here, you smell like rotting corpses"
A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.