Simp-whore

Someone who simps for one or more people.

person one: i simp for ludwig, and sukkuno, and disguised toast
person two: don't be such a simp-whore

gig whore

Anyone Male or Female who loves going to concerts, so much to the point that they "whore" out part of their life to be able to go to as many shows as possible.

(1) Amy is on a diet of ramen till august afters buying those concert tickets, she's such a gig whore.

(2) Many dead heads would be considered original gig whores by leaving their lives on hold to travel for the music.

hoohar whore

used in connection with the word hoohar meaning a spliff. a hoohar whore is someone who has the hoohar or spliff for an unnaturally long amount of time and hogs it withiout passing it for a long period of time. they often try to do this withiut the other people noticing.

'kaye! pass the hoohar! you hoohar whore!'
'you're such a hoohar whore!'
'don't be a hoohar whore'

I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!

Trixie loving ones ax wound. You fucking whore.

Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!

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Whore Boots

Women's shoes with ridiculously high heels and very thick soles, usually made from obviously fake leather. Most often worn by the kid of girl who is every bit as cheap as the shoes.

"Look at that girl trying to walk in her whore boots! She'll break her ankle is she's not careful."
"I bet she's already broken worse than her ankle!"

Whores Dozen

14
Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Whores Dozen = 14

How many people are going to be at the party?

Oh, I reckon at least a whores dozen!

whore lightning

1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.

2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.

1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:

Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)

2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:

"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"