rip off your head and shit down your neck

A quote from Stanley Kubrick's "Full Metal Jacket" (1987)

"You know that one quote you always hear in hardcore songs? 'rip off your head and shit down your neck', it's from Full Metal Jacket, a movie by Stanley Kubrick"

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Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask

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penis: Cope Harder + Ratio + No Bitches + You fell off + Didn't ask
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I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck

A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.

From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).

I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

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get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane

A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.

He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.

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You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa

When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".

A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!

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What’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy

Your go-to place to eat when you're high.

Specifically after an Apex Legends game.

edwaahd: "Yo lou what’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy?"
lou: "Mhmmm"

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Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge

man drives right off a fucking bridge

Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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