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14
Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Whores Dozen = 14
How many people are going to be at the party?
Oh, I reckon at least a whores dozen!
1. When a slight misfortune is brought upon somebody because of your own act of hapless existence.
2. Strong smelling perfume or deodorant.
1. Per se, if you are emotionally retarded and are unable to maintain a relationship but have somehow attracted a member of the sex that your sexuality pleases, it is an unfortunate situation for them because they can't actually have you, this situation would be:
Hermoine: "Juan Paulo likes me but I told him that it's not gonna work out or whatever"
Ron: "WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN" (*Ron patiently waits for his time to come soon*)
2. When you walk into someone's personal cloud of axe body spray or somehow this random whore booty at the club has managed to put on enough lady's speed stick to mask the body odor of the entire club as a unit, whore lighting would be striking you, again, because let's face it. We've all been there. And again you would say:
"WHORE LIGHTNING STRIKES AGAIN"
A whore in the back of a dennys
Person 1: yo I got a sick blow job from a Denny whore
Person 2: what’s a Denny whore?
Person 1: man it’s a whore in the back of dennys parking lot
a girl that lives in West Deptford that sleeps with many guys
that whore lacey is a bitch
a girl that sleeps with many guys
that whore lacey sleeps with so many guys
When your to lazy to go on the streets but ugly enough to photo shop your picture for false advertisement.
I met this girl doing online whoring but looked under the skirt and it was a man.
My ex was online whoring because he was ugly.
Somebody who, when in a conversation, repeatedly uses emoticons to express their thoughts and feelings. Rather than take the time to create a thought out response they use a series of emotions that leave you with absolutely no way to respond.
John - "Hey Shirley!"
Shirley - " :) "
John - " ..what's up?"
Shirley - " :\ "
John - "Wow, you're such an emoti-whore."