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A Women with a clit the size of a average size thumb
"I was banging this chick and the whole i could feel her thumb cunt pressing against me"
A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.
Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.
cunt begger: one who begs for vagina, and will stop at nothing to get it. He will steal it from his bros and even take the skanky sticky leftovers at closing time at your local bar. nothing will stop them and their endless quest for cunt.
Matt:Josh just asked every freshmen if they would sleep with him
Kyle:Really dude Josh is 19 i didn't even know He still went here?
Matt:He doesn't, he graduated last year
Kyle: God he is such a cunt begger
1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.
You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab
Someone who is being even more of cunt then they usually are
Jon my god why do some people have to be such cunt monkeys
an annoying person who won't stfu
dude, stfu you dumb cunt monkey