He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

Sick like TO

puking so hard that your eyes pop out

"Man I was so hungover this morning I was Sick Like TO"

drop it like a fish off a roof

bringing humor to grief. to drop something sad in a way to make it delightful to others, or literally dropping a fish from a roof in a city with heavy foottraffic. Someone will pass that fish on a sidewalk and be confused but hopefully delighted.

I am done with dating fools, I gotta drop it like a fish off a roof.

no luv like no

Basically my way of saying no but I say it nicely 🥰

Sister: do you want Taco Bell

Me: no luv like no

Cowboy Like Me

Literal poetry disguised as a song. Absolutely breathtaking in a way I cannot even begin to fathom. It is not just a song. This song is gorgeous and i can’t even explain how I find this song magnificent.

Someone; “Cowboy Like Me is the best song off Taylor’s Swift’s Evermore Album”
Someone else; “I agree! Taylor swift is the shit!”