A 19th century euphemism for intercourse between two women. Used first by Miss Anne Lister of Shibden Hall
Miss Walker and I quite enjoy going to Italy .
Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
When a male asks for a sexual picture, he mostly adds the comment: “I’m just gonna watch.” Which is a lie, they are jerking off.
Her: “Here’s my nudes, don’t screenshot.”
Him: “Don’t worry, I’m just going to watch.”
The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
1👍 1👎
Everything, including time and space will be stick together like I stick my dick on your butt.
And at the end, all is going to stick, even if ya'll try'n to pull. Sucks, Bro.
To congratulate someone, or a way to say, "Hey."
Haley walked into the party yelling, "GO ROCK!" (while holding up "🤘")
Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2
"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers