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In which a Black person is promoted to a position of power when there is no power left.
I just got a promotion but i think its the black bluff promotion.
Your mom really gave me a good time with her black hole of time , last night.
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A person who has one Mexican parent and one Hispanic parent who came to America illegally. Also, describes a person who shows up to your house unannounced and demands in. Also, this person could think they're entitled to all your food just because you forgot to offer food to them years ago and they refuse to let it go.
Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.
"Man, Steve is such a wet black! He came over to my house last night, just waltzed right in and went straight to the fridge and ate all my beans and an entire watermelon in one sitting!"
A really really nasty fat black hooker
"Hey man I fucked this black whopper last night, she said I can have it my way"
when the police arrests more blacks proportionally than other races even though blacks are a minority.
The black suspicion report put more blacks in jail than any other race.
Captain Black is a Historical Captain along the Gulf Coast of Florida. He has long been known as a shark fisherman who prefers hand to shark combat to subdue them as he believes it is cowardly to just shoot them. Most people have heard stories about Captain Black as a 7 year old rowing out an old canoe he found discarded. It had a large hole the size of a five gallon bucket in it and he patched it with cardboard and a piece of wood he screwed thru the bottom of the boat. The screws would stick thru the bottom and he would sometimes step on them if he was not careful. He was often found offshore fishing having rowed many miles from land and offered a tow back to shore by the charter fishermen. One of the Captains would throw a rope off the back of the boat for him to hold onto as there was no place to tie it off. He would proudly show his catch to the passengers on the boat as they gazed over the back of the boat wondering why a kid so young would be out that far into the open water on such a small boat. To this day Captain Black can be seen fishing the waters of the Gulf of Mexico.
Captain Black is a seasoned shark fisherman.
1) A phrase which describes how unbelievably high you are.
2) A really jiffy phrase created by the gifted duo that brought you "puffy" and "scatalogically gifted"
"How's that shit man?"
"Great, dude.. I was higher than Hoagie's little black pussy bird!"