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Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.
What a great party last night. I think I hit somebody with my bag dumping on my way home!
"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).
"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."
just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook
1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80
2. An asshole
1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"
2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"
Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.
I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.
When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant
Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present