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One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.

Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”

by dirtshirty May 05, 2024


Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019


One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022


Waste One’s Breath

An idiom, Used when someone says something that will probably be ignored.
See also: Waste your breath.

Person 1: Omg! That girl’s hair looks ridiculous! Just look at it..
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here June 21, 2022


and one more

a phrase put on the activity section of ones facebook info, usually placed at the end, to insinuate drug or alcohol use, most commonly marijuana. "and two more" is also common

basketball, chillin with friends, doin st00pid shit, and one more...

by ontoast4life November 25, 2010


one fit jit

a person who only wears one outfit every day.

lambies wearing the off white striped shirt and blue tie again he fr a one fit jit

by FeatherThief April 01, 2025


i might get on one knee or two

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

by DaVo691 November 23, 2021