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One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter
Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas
Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.
As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.
An idiom, Used when someone says something that will probably be ignored.
See also: Waste your breath.
Person 1: Omg! That girl’s hair looks ridiculous! Just look at it..
Person 2: don’t waste your breath talking about her hair, she probably likes it!
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Example 2
Person 1: I think your clothes have stains on it..
Person 2: Don’t waste one’s breath! I’ll change my clothes.
a phrase put on the activity section of ones facebook info, usually placed at the end, to insinuate drug or alcohol use, most commonly marijuana. "and two more" is also common
basketball, chillin with friends, doin st00pid shit, and one more...
a person who only wears one outfit every day.
lambies wearing the off white striped shirt and blue tie again he fr a one fit jit
they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob
"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"