get off that bald head

a person telling another person to stop acting lame...joking

lisa: man u cant get no more of my lunch

sam: UGH get off that bald head

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hitting the nail too squarely on the head

Expressing oneself too directly, too plainly, insensitively.

I once considered buying a birthday card for my dad that made fun of his age. My dad was in his late 60's. It portrayed a man in a car looking in a rear-view mirror with a panicked expression, and seeing the Grim Reaper. The message printed on the mirror was, "Objects shown in mirror may be closer than they appear." I thought it was hilarious, but I thought it was "hitting the nail too squarely on the head." It's implication was too direct.

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Mexican brick weed penguin head

This little shit right here 🐧

Shit, here comes Mexican brick weed penguin head again, that bodyless fucker always stinks like Mexican brick weed.

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13 inch double headed dildo

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off

omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth

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worm sucking doo doo head

A worm sucking doo doo head is just an example of a poor insult often used by preachers to show that insults hurt just as badly as being hit by a baseball bat. It's a nonoffensive insult.

Did you hear Pastor Mark call Stephanie a worm sucking doo doo head during the sermon today??

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dumb dumb baby stoopy head

when you're just being dumb as f*ck

addy: "I can't get over my ex"
me: "dumb dumb baby stoopy head"

National give Trevor head day

This holiday is on July 3rd, it’s for all the Trevor’s out there.

“ I hope Trevor’s hard, cause I’m craving his cock in my mouth

National give Trevor Head Day is defined by sucking a Trevors penis. Suck Trevors Dick

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