No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

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OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY

MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that


GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH

WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS

BITCH

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Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.

Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?

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back off b i deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

New York talk for when someone has a fresh new pair of timberland boots and doesn't want anybody to step on them

-Damn those some fine ass shoes g
- Back off b I Deadass have this timbs and if you step on this sumbitches imma nut

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when you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

quote by Paris Hilton

-that's so gay
-When you say that's so gay do you realize what you say knock it off

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Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

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