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When you go and you find out your penis is a stick of dynamite so you scream “I GO BOOM!!”
Oh damn I feel something
Oh damn my penis is red
OH DAMN I GO BOOM
Watch someone via video while the masturbating in the car at the park.
Hey Tracey, you want to go to the park?
1) A common breakfast milk drink in Australia
2) A quick 'slap and tickle' first thing in the morning resulting milk like substance stains
She gave me a quick UP&GO before I dashed off to work today
yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”
To suddenly change your current guitar genre, image or musical direction as a guitar god in such a drastic and shocking way, that your current fanbase needs hospitalization because of their parallel sudden identity crisis. Clapton, Bob Dylan and Gary Moore are examples of sudden musical career turns.
“He warned me he’d go Clapton on me and deliver a blues record instead of a new euro metal album.”
A thing a brony tells to another brony when they find out the latter is a clopper.
"Are you a clopper? Gee, go fuck a horse you cringey bastard"
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll