When smut jawn doesn't wear underwear under her skirt
Only smut jawns go comando
Going commando
It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.
Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)
On the fourth day, I was going commando.
I am going to fly a lot because Latin America is unseasonably hot this time of year.
A riff on when they go low, we go high. Meant to indicate an intent to respond to incivility or violence with GREATER incivility or violence. Gained popularity during the 2023 Titan submersible disaster.
Michelle Obama said, “When they go low, we go high” but I think that's bullshit. I think that when they go low, we go submarine
A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.
George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.
Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".
Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself