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courtesy likes

The likes you get on your facebook status, pics etc from a remote guy from your account just because you liked their pics, status etc..

It sucks when all the likes on your facebook profile pictures are courtesy likes..

by bang12 May 16, 2011


Like I care....

Something somebody says when they don't care. Yeah literally that's it.

YO Jessica!!! Look at my new Versace purse!!!! " Like I care....Its ugly anyway..."

by Nelldoesthings December 24, 2022


fernando likes jenny

Fernando likes jenny cuz she is pretty.

Have you heard that fernando likes jenny?

by meeeeeeeeeeeu October 20, 2024


Annoys me like Trump

Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.

"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"

"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"

by Fearlize February 5, 2017


Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion

That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.

by VinceVegas May 12, 2021


Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

by VinceVegas January 24, 2020


How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017