My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P

Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.

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stuck like a record

A situation or incident that keeps getting stuck like a record and does not progress.

Certain people are habituated to being stuck like a record.

I like like like you

He/she wants to do sexual things

Person one:I like like like you

Person two: wanna fucc

Slay like Sally

When someone wants encourage themselves or others referring to an action done or object being used.

"Man this outfit would make me Slay like Sally."

"You so Slay like Sally."

born like this

A stand in jojo lion that is basically a fucking motorcycle

Joskue: Soft and Wet! Ora born like this

I like mushrooms

It means you are gay.

Hey, i like mushrooms
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I like your dad

1. A person who enjoys and thinks highly of your father, usually this person likes your father more than you, so be careful of the person who is saying this phrase.

2. Also a great response to everything, always tell people "I like your dad" when they ask if you have a crush on someone.

Bully: Oh yeah, don't you hate everyone ?
me: I like your dad though.

Person: What do you think of my dad ?
me: I like your dad :D